Just another day at the dildo factory.
Jobs that you forget actually exist.
the face of a broken man
(Source: dirks-blog, via grangermalfoy)
"When I’m done with Sherlock, I’m thinking of moving to Compton, California to possibly pursue my rap career as Lil B-Cumbz. I just talked to my homie, I say that now by the way, I talked to my homie Lil Wayne, and he wants me to join this club called “The Young Money” club. I love the club, it’s a great opportunity for me to rap about my feelings. I love rapping! Swagger swaggie hey!"
— Benedict Cumberbatch on his career after Sherlock (source)
(Source: galifianafuck, via captainbadwolf)
"Sherlock is going to have PINK hair this season. He decided to go PUNK ROCK."
— Benedict Cumberbatch (source)
(Source: mikkelsened, via captainbadwolf)
hey baby is your name winter because you’ll be coming soon
I bet Barack Obama was the kid who told you the answer when the teacher called on you in class because you weren’t paying attention.
(Source: ibetbarackobama, via grangermalfoy)
(via clarrizombie)
C R Y I N G OMG
I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND
HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE SPIDERMAN PICS
OH OH OHHH! I have some!!
THE SPIDER ON HIS SUIT ONLY HAS SIX LEGS THAT IS NOT A SPIDER
(Source: butt-jiggles, via monokernel)
nobody’s even going to announce the FOB reunion, one day you’ll just be listening to the radio and a new FOB single will come on and we’ll all crash our cars from fangirling
long live the car crash hearts
(Source: sixfeetunderapapermoon, via lostconcoctions)
